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hwoaarang:

major turn offs

  • timed missions
  • manual save points
  • chase sequences

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HOW TO GET RID OF SUNBURN IN ONE EASY STEP
  1. Go fuck yourself

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)


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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming


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I’M IN A FUCKING TRIPLE DORM ROOM. WHAT THE DICK.


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illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos


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All I want is an Oreo milkshake from Applebee’s and a back rub tbh


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prayforprada:

Me blogging

(Source: wavejumper)


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asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals


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