- Go fuck yourself
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
I’M IN A FUCKING TRIPLE DORM ROOM. WHAT THE DICK.
AMERICANS: name every single canadian province
Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos
All I want is an Oreo milkshake from Applebee’s and a back rub tbh